Wanna keep ya relationship vibrating? Then go on a date with the missus!  Oh yus!!!

So says the Norwegian Government.  And those sun-dodging, crazy fun-fuckers is deadly serious.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/29/norway-state-date-nights-marriage-lovers

OK, so some massive weight-lifting, big bunny steroid busting Nordo comes down me gym the other day. Crapping on how his government is promoting date nights for their married breth-men and breth-women to keep the country’s divorce rate down and cure flaggin’ marriages.

“It is important to find small pockets of time where parents can be lovers.” He says with a dead straight coupon.

“Right on, me huge brother-fucka.” I says under me breath…..

“The only thing flaggin’ here is that shrivelled testosterone-injected retard member in yer main trouser pocket.”

But then, thinking about it, I’ll give anything a go to secure me once a month hoppy-on / hoppy-off bedroom action bonanza with the Selina Bunny.

So I invites her down the pictures on a ‘Date’ night.

And she accepts.

I buys us tickets to the pictures down the West End. To something quite Nordic I thinks. A little bit ironic even.

Thor. The Dark World. 3D.

Great movie. I loves it a lot as you can see. She hates it a lot. As you can see.

And the evening certainly does not end in any hoppy-on / hoppy-off bedroom action bonanza!!!!

Ends up the day after with her going out on a ‘Dave’ night. With some faggot barman from Shoreditch. Called Dave.

Not happy. Will be repercussions.