E-cigarettes!!  All the rage apparently. Electronic inhalers that vapourise a liquid solution into an aerosol mist, simulating the act of tobacco smoking. Bollocks! Nonce bollocks in fact! My old man grew up on a 60 Regals a day.  Passed it down to me . And I’ll pass it down to my young ‘uns.  You either want a hit or you don’t want a hit. Ladies and gentlemen, will you please man up. If you want to play the arse with some electronic device get yourself a stun gun. Stab yourself with a million volts of pure good times and see what a buzz you get off that. Just be careful you don’t shit yourself like my mate Graham did. That was smelly. Really smelly.