Was mugs like me that made the Fred Perry wot it is today. Blood on the beaches. Boot in the face. Wore them as a badge of honour. Even ironed the fuckers. Now they’ve gone all ponce and nonce on us. The Sir Bradders Wiggo range? How is a proper punter like me gonna get into one of them.? The Raf Simons range? Don’t even get me started!!! Was bad enough when they got that Andy ‘Och Aye The Screw You Sassanach’ Murray to be their brand spokey.  Of course he bottled every tournament wearing ‘em. Shove that up your Bannockburn, you prick. So come on, Fred Perry. Show your core market some friggin respect. Get a proper Anglo Saxon in on the design team. Lord Ray Winstone.? Mayor Boris Johnson? Give us some girth!!!!